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woosh-floosh:

evilscientist3:

hegurgurk:

hegurgurk:

vapboy:

kirby drinks a glass of water and transforms into a microplastic

is this true?

you’re scaring me is this real

actually i fed my kirby ten glasses of water once and he just turned into the slop. unfortunately, this truth is suppressed by woke liberals in biden’s america. #twink

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spongedyke:

at her house eating the aquarium gravel

blusoldier:

sailorbrazil:

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?


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tusks-and-tonics:

horrorinthegraveyard:

ouijubell:

halftruthsandhyperbole:

Today I learned

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Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.

Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.

Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL

You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.

Hey, highkey from a library worker: 

Overdrive has a new mobile app called LIBBY I find it easier to use.  It’s the same content as Overdrive just better for mobile.  Overdrive and Libby both let you send items to your kindle as well.  

Can confirm Overdrive is amazing. 

I work in the largest library system in my state (17 branches in total).

I use it not only for ebooks, but movies as well.

Other FREE resources to check with your library for are:

  • Freegal Music (download and keep music, including current music)
  • Hoopla Digital (borrow ebooks, e-audiobooks, e-graphic novels, stream movies)
  • Kanopy (stream movies; also available on Roku!)
  • Axis360 (usually hot or just released ebooks)

If you don’t have a library card…

GET ONE!

If someone says libraries are a thing of the past…

BOOP THEM IN THE NOSE WITH YOUR KINDLE!

Don’t discount libraries as “quiet” places. 

THEY ARE ALIVE!!!

THEY ARE LOUD!!!

THEY ARE YOUR DOORWAYS TO KNOWLEDGE!!

jokeboy:

dongboss:

jokeboy:

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn’t get our bond

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

lordmeowdemort:

the-quasar-hero:

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you’re referring to. You are right.

hey now, that’s not fair. some things are Margaret Thatcher’s fault.

ballpointpun:

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

dongboss:

nowherenobodynothing:

dongboss:

dongboss:

dongboss:

dongboss:

dongboss:

jokeboy:

dongboss:

im at the movie theatre and when the ads stopped playing they forgot to put the movie on

we’re sitting in a pitch black theater nobody is moving or speaking HELP

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they said we have to sit here for 130 minutes or they have to refund us and they don’t want to

a manager came in and said this was just part of the movie

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watching car detailing videos while a lady is yelling at the manager right outside the theatre

it’s playing now but it is COMPLETELY silent. I am going to shit myself

it played for 20 minutes in complete silence then they restarted the movie and it was the loudest thing I have ever experienced. jet engine level decibels

What and you sat there like an asshole? What the fuck is wrong with you? You need permission to wipe your ass?

i couldnt get up cause your mom was all over my weener i didnt wanna interrupt her

vet-and-wild:

I literally have yet to see an intelligent argument from outdoor cat people. It’s always the same debunked bullshit over and over and then name calling and insisting their cat is “special”.

Some of my favorite outdoor cat hot takes:

1. The person who actually tried to argue that only SOME of their cats got eaten by coyotes and therefore they weren’t neglectful owners

2. Cats magically understanding how to stop and look both ways before crossing the street

3. The magical outdoor cats that live to be 25 and no it couldn’t possibly be different grey tabbies

4. If you don’t let your cat outside there is no possible way to provide enrichment. You either have to lock them in a barren room or throw them outside.

5. And the newest addition: if outdoor cats were bad they would be illegal.

superstarlimo:

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beabigshot:

HOLD ON THE BRITISH VERSION OF THE DOLLAR STORE IS CALLED POUNDLAND???

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HELP

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